Being able to fully maximise space usage, is another critical factor in architecture. But to create a space into a trap, is another thing.

A snap shot that I took while hunting for a bargain in a mega store here in Singapore.

1) Defination of a booby trap:

In warfare, a booby trap is an anti-personnel weapon placed in building or in a non-combat area that has a psychological attraction for enemy soldiers. Triggering the device will kill or injure the victim.

2) Defination of a Fireman Access Panel :

ACCESS OPENING TO BUILDING FOR FIRE FIGHTING - FIRE CODE REGULATION 2007

4.2.3(a) Openings on the external wall for external fire fighting and rescue operation. Access openings shall include unobstructed external wall openings, windows, balcony doors, glazed wall panels or access panels. Windows, doors, wall panels or access panels must be readily openable from inside and outside, unless fitted with breakable glazing. Inside and outside of access openings shall be unobstructed at all times during the occupancy of the building.

Wonder what will happen if there's a real fire outbreak and the fire rescuer needs to access during the emergency? - Oh no! It's a trap!

After nearly 2 months from that incident, the whole nation engrossed to the TV set and patiently waited for the verdict.

The Minister took the stand and gave the full account of what had actually happened to the terrorist, who escaped the so-called "tightly secured" detention cell.

My mind was wildly anticipating scenes like from the TV series 'Prison Break', where unexplainable modus operandi might have made the impossible escape possible.

All were dead silence when he finally revealed "the most crucial factor" for the escape. - The Window.

Due to the sensitive details of the investigation, they decided it was not possible to release the entire report without harming national interest and endangering the men and women who serve the nation. Only keen and valid interest were made public.

Seriously, I found it amusing. Amused not because of the incident, but the guts to stand with a straight face and preached lullaby hoping to lull the nation to sleep.

For the speech finale, the minister has thanked the public who offered their ideas and help to the Government, and also to those who wrote to him or blogged on the Internet expressing anger and in some cases, abuse.

"I understand their frustration" he added. (Wow! He reads blogs too?)

"I am deeply grateful for the way Singaporeans have rallied behind our efforts, even as they rightly expect a proper accounting. This is why I have given Members (of Parliament) and the public a full account of what happened, what we will do to fix the problem and ensure that the same problem does not happen again in the future."

Ironically this time, Bill Gates didn't get the blame for the "Windows" problem...hahaha!

Before elaborating further, go fix the windows first, ok?

(Case closed. Let's move on!)

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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/343212/1/.html
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/342715/1/.html
http://www.todayonline.com/articles/249660.asp

Sometimes these can be thought provoking.....

Valentina Hasan - Bulgarian Idol Contestant

Oh GOSH! This vidz is a phenomenon!

LOL! Some may say it's hilarious, it's funny, it's so weird...etc. but actually I adore her high self-esteem and great level of confidence! hmm...I guess there's really something to learn about her.

Ken Lee : REMIX

And the remix version is just cool! Let's groove to the music, ok! Enjoy

Things are begining to heat up and I just couldn't find enough time to read all my emails. Some of them  dated as far back as January this year!

Nonetheless, as I was clearing up my mailbox, this humour write-up I found tickles my funny bone! Let me share with you some laughter, and don't forget to smile... at least :-)

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONEL ADS

40-ish   -   49
Adventurous  - Slept with everyone
Atheletic  -  No tits 
Average looking  - Ugly 
Beautiful  - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills 
Emotionally secure - On medication 
Feminist  - Fat
Free spirit  - Junkie 
Friendship first  - Former very *friendly* person
Fun   - Annoying 
New Age   - Body hair in the wrong places 
Open-minded   - Desperate 
Outgoing  - Loud and Embarassing
Passionate  - Sloppy drunk
Professional   - Bitch 
Voluptuous  - Very Fat 
Large Frame  - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate  - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes    =  No
No   = Yes 
Maybe   = No
We need   = I want
I am sorry  = you'll be sorry
We need to talk  = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead  = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset  = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

I am hungry  = I am hungry
I am sleepy  = I am sleepy
I am tired  = I am tired
Nice dress  = Nice cleavage
I love you   = Let's have sex now
I am bored  = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!

Finally...

A recent scientific study found that womenfind different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged, masculine features. However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse!

ps : Today, I begin to understand new meanings to some familiar words.

In Life...

Some people are smart, but not very wise

Some people are not very smart and wise, but fortunate.

Somehow, that's what I've realised....

After yersterday's 12th General Election (PRU12), Malaysia ought to brace a political change in the country.

Call it a revolution, Barisan Nasional (BN), the coalition front, suffers a huge setback in history since gaining independence from the British about 50 years ago. The oppposition parties (DAP, PKR, PAS), has outstandingly denied the 2/3 majority win that Barisan Nasional (BN) has always wanted - all thanks to the people of Malaysia.

After failing to win back the Kelantan state for the past 18 years, losing the battle for island-state of Penang to opposition, Democratic Action Party (DAP), is considered another major blow for BN. Adding salt to the wound, the ruling government also lost another 2 more nothern states of Kedah and Perak. Whereas, BN strong fort, the state of Selangor has its first change of political landscape losing to Parti KeAdilan Rakyat (PKR), a party lead by an influential political figure, ex-Deputy Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

My salute to the opposition alliances, which had fought brave and hard, putting in the right strategies to fold the dominance of BN. Being supreme, BN should actually should have prescience of the outcome of this election many months ago, where technically, it has already losing mandate from the people. Many politcal watchers have also predicted that BN's past winning streak will come to an abrupt end if the national domestic issues, such as race, religions, inflations, rising cost and other bread and butter matters, are not being taken into consideration seriously.

Losing powers, for some heavyweight ministers to less unknown candidates, also pointed out that all the changes that they had brought to the people doesn't guarantee easy victory. Afterall, it's the hearts of the people that matter most and not the preeching of empty slogans that will win votes.

It's about time BN to make a rightful change within their coalition and learn the beauty of democracy.

Nevertherless, the truth hurts.

I dedicate this song to the people of Malaysia. May there be a better tomorrow.

While I was blogging this, massive traffic jams spotted at both immigration checkpoints where high level of security checks are being made on all vehicles leaving this country.

Singapore has its first blow for security lapse since 9/11, when a terror suspect escaped from a detention camp, on 27 Feb 2008 at around 4pm (Singapore time).

Known as Mas Selamat Kastari, was the commander of a Singapore terrorist network, Jemaah Islamiyah (JI), which is said to be associated with Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Apprehended in 2006 in Bintan Indonesia, he was then brought back to Singapore on terrorism charges, being the mastermind in the planning of several terrorist acts to be carried out here.

Quoted from International Herald Tribune, "...Given Singapore's small size and efficient security services, getting out of the country would seem to be difficult..." But after an islandwide massive manhunt operation for more then 24 hrs, the most wanted man, is yet to be found.

Thousands of security personels from every level, were activated since yesterday. Involving not only all police land divisions, The Special Operation Command troops, the elite police gurkha forces, The Coast Guards and also the Singapore Army.

Ironically, this extensive deployment is to hunt down a 47-year-old man, with a belly, walking with a limp, unarmed, wearing only a T-shirt and shorts. All he did was, to sneak out unknowingly from a heavily guarded prison cell, equipped with the latest state-of-art security systems cum with high fencing and barbed wires.

With no high-tech equipments, the man walked himself into a toilet and disappeared. Pooff!

Over the years, Singapore has invested millions of tax-payers money to enhance the security of the state. Also quoted from International Herald Tribune, "...Singapore has one of the tightest security systems in the world..." but yet failed to detain a "semi-handicap" man escaping from a detention cell.

Now, what has the govenment been doing over the years? Why spent so much and yet failed a simple task. Security lapse? Flaws in the system? Being too complacent and slacking?

As citizens, we have always been vigilant tracking terrorist activities just to keep everyone safe and sound. We have always play our part in the total defence of Singapore to safeguard its sovereignty, tranquility and harmonious living. But again, the incompetence of the government has let everyone down, hence wasting the efforts and money spent.

Bringing the country into another high alert and tightening the security, now seems useless. The people now is not questioning what is going to happen next, but rather, what the government is doing?

The Minister of Home Affair, Mr Wong Kang Seng, has publicly apologised. "This should never have happened. I am sorry that it had. An independent investigation is under way, and we should not speculate on what and how it happened."

Dear Mr Minister, sorry is not the best word that we wanted to hear from you now. Can you guarantee the safety of our country after what has happened? Can you guarantee the world is not in another level of danger after an alledged terrorist made an escape while in custody, due to your weak security? Until you say yes, we shall not accept your apology.

More news >> http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/331726/1/.html