Valentina Hasan - Bulgarian Idol Contestant

Oh GOSH! This vidz is a phenomenon!

LOL! Some may say it's hilarious, it's funny, it's so weird...etc. but actually I adore her high self-esteem and great level of confidence! hmm...I guess there's really something to learn about her.

Ken Lee : REMIX

And the remix version is just cool! Let's groove to the music, ok! Enjoy

Things are begining to heat up and I just couldn't find enough time to read all my emails. Some of them  dated as far back as January this year!

Nonetheless, as I was clearing up my mailbox, this humour write-up I found tickles my funny bone! Let me share with you some laughter, and don't forget to smile... at least :-)

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONEL ADS

40-ish   -   49
Adventurous  - Slept with everyone
Atheletic  -  No tits 
Average looking  - Ugly 
Beautiful  - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills 
Emotionally secure - On medication 
Feminist  - Fat
Free spirit  - Junkie 
Friendship first  - Former very *friendly* person
Fun   - Annoying 
New Age   - Body hair in the wrong places 
Open-minded   - Desperate 
Outgoing  - Loud and Embarassing
Passionate  - Sloppy drunk
Professional   - Bitch 
Voluptuous  - Very Fat 
Large Frame  - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate  - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes    =  No
No   = Yes 
Maybe   = No
We need   = I want
I am sorry  = you'll be sorry
We need to talk  = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead  = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset  = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

I am hungry  = I am hungry
I am sleepy  = I am sleepy
I am tired  = I am tired
Nice dress  = Nice cleavage
I love you   = Let's have sex now
I am bored  = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!

Finally...

A recent scientific study found that womenfind different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged, masculine features. However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse!

ps : Today, I begin to understand new meanings to some familiar words.

In Life...

Some people are smart, but not very wise

Some people are not very smart and wise, but fortunate.

Somehow, that's what I've realised....

After yersterday's 12th General Election (PRU12), Malaysia ought to brace a political change in the country.

Call it a revolution, Barisan Nasional (BN), the coalition front, suffers a huge setback in history since gaining independence from the British about 50 years ago. The oppposition parties (DAP, PKR, PAS), has outstandingly denied the 2/3 majority win that Barisan Nasional (BN) has always wanted - all thanks to the people of Malaysia.

After failing to win back the Kelantan state for the past 18 years, losing the battle for island-state of Penang to opposition, Democratic Action Party (DAP), is considered another major blow for BN. Adding salt to the wound, the ruling government also lost another 2 more nothern states of Kedah and Perak. Whereas, BN strong fort, the state of Selangor has its first change of political landscape losing to Parti KeAdilan Rakyat (PKR), a party lead by an influential political figure, ex-Deputy Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

My salute to the opposition alliances, which had fought brave and hard, putting in the right strategies to fold the dominance of BN. Being supreme, BN should actually should have prescience of the outcome of this election many months ago, where technically, it has already losing mandate from the people. Many politcal watchers have also predicted that BN's past winning streak will come to an abrupt end if the national domestic issues, such as race, religions, inflations, rising cost and other bread and butter matters, are not being taken into consideration seriously.

Losing powers, for some heavyweight ministers to less unknown candidates, also pointed out that all the changes that they had brought to the people doesn't guarantee easy victory. Afterall, it's the hearts of the people that matter most and not the preeching of empty slogans that will win votes.

It's about time BN to make a rightful change within their coalition and learn the beauty of democracy.

Nevertherless, the truth hurts.

I dedicate this song to the people of Malaysia. May there be a better tomorrow.